—-“I do not think it means what you think it means.”

“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

“As you wish.”

“No more rhymes now I mean it!” “Anybody want a peanut?”

“”I might kill whoever you wanted me to miracle.” “He is already dead.”

“T’woo wove”

A story of young love. Presumed murder by the dread Pirate Roberts. Engagement to an obnoxious king. A six-fingered man. Swashbuckling galore. Wrestling of giants. Feats of intellect. Pits of despair. ROUSs that live in fire swamps. Miracles. Revenge. And, of course, a maiden saved by her hero and true love reigns victorious.


The movie version is wonderfully fantastic (and oh so quotable if you watched it five million times as a kid), however, we have in our possession the old-fashioned book version. In fact, we have fourteen copies! What better than a humorous, romantic adventure story for a late spring read?

Behold, my friends, the spring is come; the earth has gladly received the embrace of the sun, and we shall soon see the results of their love! -Sitting Bull





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